Laugh out loud….
Do u know everybody in Nigeria use their teeth to open pure water sachet* 😂🙆😂😂
*WHEN YOU SEE A VERY YOUNG BEAUTIFUL RESOURCEFUL LADY BEFRIENDING AN UGLY GUY THAT IS EVERYTHING BELOW HER TASTE AND LEVEL*
*…just understand that THE FUCK is good!*
*U no get money 😴 girls want to manage you, you still want to cheat😂😂😂🤣🤣. Cheating is for rich men. They buy car to ask for forgiveness* 😂😂😂. *You can’t even send Credit/Airtime to her*, *and you want to cheat* 😂🤣🤣 *Bro please be faithful*
My first break up was in Nursery school🙄
She left me because I Sharpened a pencil for another Girl😌🚶🏼♂️😁
If I post on social media that I’m in Dubai and you see me at your area, just know you’re also in Dubai ok
She got mad at you.
Allow her hit your chest.
Let her throw objects/things at you 😕
Then walk 🚶 slowly towards her and hold her hands 👐 softly, then whisper into her ears 👂 “Baby if you spoil anything inside this house 🏡 you will pay for it. 😁 😂 😁
*Person wey borrow me money just dey post gun since yesterday*
African parents can sometimes be irritating they will wake you from your sweet dreams sleep just to ask you if you are sleeping 😴