Laugh out loud.
*When you look at it from the creation story, man was happy not until one of our ribs, our own very rib came out and decided to make us unhappy.*
Man is indeed his own enemy.
*You where having sex with him… now that you get pregnant you are there saying you don’t know how it happened… This is how it happened;… your legs spread he insert it inside and deposited it*
No matter how lazy your husband is,he will never ask you to pass him his phone.
His ancestors will always give him strength.😂😂😂😂😂
*I’m at where they sell cars right now and I am out of options. Please between Mercedes E-Class and Acura 353 GLK. Which one should I buy with this my last 2k?*
PLEASE, I need your assistance.
*The only reason I stopped swimming is because I have never seen anyone come out of the pool to go and urinate.*
Lord have mercy on my brethren.
Hustle o, Make ur children No Finish Season Film For Your Neighbor Window🤷🏽♂️
Stop Boiling Water With The Pot You Use For Cooking… One Man Was Smelling Like Yam Porridge inside The Bus Today😅
My mind is telling me my side chick needs 20k.
Baby where r u?🤔
U are inside the bathroom and someone mistakenly open the door,what will u hide first
Me: my soap
I have bought a ring💍oo🤦🏿♂️ but the shame of kneeling down for a 20yrs lady is now the problem😩😂😂
*SCHOOL DAYS PALAVA*
On Tuesday morning our teacher taught us anb exciting topic; comparatives and superlatives.
– Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
The next day the District Education Officer visited the school and stopped by in our class. Our pretty teacher thought to impress the DEO, so she had us recall Tuesday’s lesson.
*TEACHER:* Now, children recite what you learnt yesterday. Let’s do it like this; I’ll start by mentioning a word and you all will supply the comparatives.
*PUPILS:* Long longer longest
*PUPILS:* Big bigger biggest
*PUPILS :* Short Shorter Shortest
*PUPILS:* Fast Faster Fastest
*TEACHER* _(exclaims excitedly)_: Good!
*PUPILS:* Good gooder goodest
*PUPILS:* Stop stopper stoppest
*TEACHER* _(already abashed)_: Enough!
*PUPILS:* Enough enougher enoughest
*PUPILS:* Ewurade ewuradier ewuradiest.
*PUPILS:* Ei eier eiest
*PUPILS:* Jesus jesuser jesusest
Wow wower wowest
TEACHER : hmmm
PUPIL : hmmm, hmmmer, hmmmest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
After 23 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I’m Just Kidding!
And the fight started