Laugh out loud.
My cousin complained about her boyfriend to me and I told her to end d relationship.
Today she posted…. no monkey can separate us.
If u see African couples outside at night starring at moon, just know they sprayed their room with insecticide.
There’s nothing romantic there..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*You beg for Airtime, I gave… then you post your pics with glass of wine captioning “Too much money”😑*
*Thunder plss!! Are you busy? 😒*
*The problem wey turn you to yahoo boy na d same problem wey turn that girl to runs girl.*
*Face ur front and stop judging people.*🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤝🤝🤝
*HOW TO TURN A MAN ON*
*Touch us anywhere, even our T-shirts*
*As for me just point at me 😹😹😹*
Those men on currency notes are really enjoying…. just imagine when girls put money in their, Panty’s, bra’s these men are in heaven.
Ladies does your parents know you get angry every time your guy cums in 2 minutes Or I should mind my business??🌚😂😂😂😂
Do you really want a Boyfriend💑 or just a consistent dick🍆👌with money💰..⁉️ 🤔
Text me only when you are single or ready to cheat… I dont do besties 😹😹😹please
I heard INDIA was d first country to do a successful brain surgery, something MY MUM can do with an ordinary SLAP
Una say wahala resemble wetin again?😃
Last Saturday sweet oh.
Photographer vex delete all wedding pictures bcos rice🍚 no reach am🙆♂️😂😂😂😂
*To every young man who didn’t do yahoo, ritual or any illegal means to make money…..God will bless you with money and longlife.*
*Because I no get Beards, I’m telling you my age but you’re telling me to swear. It’s okay 😩*
*There’s always that one ex you can never take back even if you heard they’re the ones giving tickets to heaven.* 😂🤗
*When licking her clitoris, make sure one hand is touching her nipple, if she wan die make she die. Na enjoyment kill her*
You see on my wedding day😋, you will be given math question each😜 if you can’t solve…
Just go home, no food for you😹
U won’t know that you are a fine boy until you are caught stealing in a market….
That’s when people will start saying
*”Ah eyah, dis kind fine bobor na thief…..”*