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Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

Laugh out loud.

My cousin complained about her boyfriend to me and I told her to end d relationship.
Today she posted…. no monkey can separate us.

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If u see African couples outside at night starring at moon, just know they sprayed their room with insecticide.
There’s nothing romantic there..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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*You beg for Airtime, I gave… then you post your pics with glass of wine captioning “Too much money”😑*

*Thunder plss!! Are you busy? 😒*

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*The problem wey turn you to yahoo boy na d same problem wey turn that girl to runs girl.*
*Face ur front and stop judging people.*🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤝🤝🤝

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*HOW TO TURN A MAN ON*

*Touch us anywhere, even our T-shirts*
*As for me just point at me 😹😹😹*

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Those men on currency notes are really enjoying…. just imagine when girls put money in their, Panty’s, bra’s these men are in heaven.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ladies does your parents know you get angry every time your guy cums in 2 minutes Or I should mind my business??🌚😂😂😂😂

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[Dear Ladies💕]
~•○●☆●○•~
Do you really want a Boyfriend💑 or just a consistent dick🍆👌with money💰..⁉️ 🤔

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Text me only when you are single or ready to cheat… I dont do besties 😹😹😹please

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I heard INDIA was d first country to do a successful brain surgery, something MY MUM can do with an ordinary SLAP

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Una say wahala resemble wetin again?😃

Last Saturday sweet oh.

Photographer vex delete all wedding pictures bcos rice🍚 no reach am🙆‍♂️😂😂😂😂

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*To every young man who didn’t do yahoo, ritual or any illegal means to make money…..God will bless you with money and longlife.*

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*Because I no get Beards, I’m telling you my age but you’re telling me to swear. It’s okay 😩*

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*There’s always that one ex you can never take back even if you heard they’re the ones giving tickets to heaven.* 😂🤗

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*When licking her clitoris, make sure one hand is touching her nipple, if she wan die make she die. Na enjoyment kill her*
😋🤣🤣

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You see on my wedding day😋, you will be given math question each😜 if you can’t solve…
Just go home, no food for you😹

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U won’t know that you are a fine boy until you are caught stealing in a market….
That’s when people will start saying
*”Ah eyah, dis kind fine bobor na thief…..”*
😂😂😂

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