Laugh out loud.
*Girls will cry over a guy they are cheating on, devils 😂😂*
When I Inbox you, Just reply don’t check my profile, I’ve already checked yours, You are my type, I know what I’m doing😔😂😂😂
*If you love me tell me instead of busy viewing my profile picture.*
*Zooming my head in and out..My head is now paining me!!!* 😭😭😭
*Since I was born I’ve never seen chicken agree to have sex. It’s always rape and the government is doing nothing about it🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️*
*So you allow your girls to have male besties? Mine is not even allowed to have a male brother 😂💀*
*Nothing hurts more than buying a new exercise book and getting zero at the first page 😃* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🌼
🗣 A lot of women would rather stay single, because they’re tired of giving their Everything and ending up with nothing‼️💯
Question of the day
Girls are complaining that when boys impregnate them they run away. My question is when you score a goal, do you remain at the goalpost or you run away celebrating? 😆🤣😁😁🤣
Enjoy your weekend 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
*A penis tells its testicles:”My good friend this evening,we are invited to a party where we are all going to enjoy ourselves”. And the testicles responded, :”You are a big liar.Everytime we go to a party, you enter alone and leave us outside knocking and kicking the door like idiots while you are busy enjoying the warmth and comfort inside. Afterwards, you come out drunk, vomiting and fall asleep not even minding to narrate to us how nice it was inside”.You are very selfish!!!!*🚶🏼♂
*When your husband is sick and the elders ask you “does he eat? They don’t mean food my sister*
*Must I tell you everything* 😂
Can I wear my pant? This is how ladies indirectly ask for second round..
I come in peace!