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Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

laugh out loud.

*Women love doggy style cuz they don’t wanna see men happy.*😅

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Someone’s daughter will be sitting somewhere thinking about herself then you’ll go and fall in love with her and break her heart and go free😒💔

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Open message to all girls 💁
Keep your bress to ur future kids not ur future boyfriends👱
Girls should I add volume?📣

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The girls dey buy tighten creams. The guys also dey buy enlargement cream..You tight am,
Dem go expand am again!!

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When you have an Ex that has body Odor and mouth odor, it is called EX-ODUS..😬😬😬😬😆😆😆😆

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*Guys, do you remember that moment in the exam hall wen you looked at your friend and found him also looking at you😂😂😂*

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*_Chicken🐓 For sale_*

🔅Brand New Chicken🐓……..#5000
🔅Tokunbo Fowl🐓……………….#3500
🔅Fairly used fowl🐓………….#3000
🔅London used fowl🐓………..#2700
🔅Aibino fowl🐓……………………#2500
🔅Stolen fowl🐓…………………..#1500
🔅Blind fowl🐓……………………..#1000

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*What is a DICK? A DICk is a throne every woman must sit on it. Oya give us your own definition of DICK?*🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

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Do you know a woman can lay by your side at night, close her eyes but not sleeping and seriously waiting for you to touch her?*

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 That you suck preek doesn’t mean you’re good on bed, being good in bed has to do with a whole lot of skills like:*

*1. leg positioning*
*2. Hips lifting*
*3. Toto locking*
*4. Preek cap focus*
*5. body locking*
*6. Yrailing the under balls*
*7. kissing his nipple and giving him that irresistiable soundtrack……*

*Do u understand or u need practical???😕😕😕😕. . I come in peace*

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No one can give me headache when Paracetamol is #20. No one can break my heart when super glue is #50…..
Just with #70, I am safe😟😂🤣😂😁😂

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DNA test 250k for what?
Something that 1 babalawo in osogbo will do for you with just 1k and will even show you video😃😃

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*Imagine asking God for a husband and he gave yuh me.*😊

Accept Or Decline.😋

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*I put USA as first choice and UK as second choice when coming to this world, I don’t know who changed my file to Nigeria 😭😭*😂😂🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

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You sent me a friend request, I accepted. You’re now asking me what’s my name…. 🙄
The one showing on your screen is it your local government? 💁🏻‍♂️

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*🤔 I think the woman who invented the phrase _”All Men Are The Same”_ was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd.*

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Not all women cheat and not all men cheat please let’s make objective a little 😒*

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🔥A real woman will stay awake the whole night just to make sure mosquitoes🦟 don’t disturb her husband. 🙄*

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*I don’t know why Woman Get Angry At Me For Using MY Own Penis On Another Woman, Imagine my OWN Penis Oooooooo, Imagine oooo, Your Personal Penis.*

*Ladies Are Soo unpredictable.*
🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
👨🏾‍⚕️

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 *Ladies swallow your pride, watch porn and learn how to moan during sex, which one is “ayi ayi ayi” are you zlatan? 😂*😆😂😂😂😂😂

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*Dating too much galfriend before getting married is a big sin ooo bro🤦‍♂️. At Least 52 is ok*✌🏼

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 That sex style that the guy will raise the girl’s two legs up as if he is changing pampers.

please what’s the name?

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*Friendship nowadays have become barter system. True freinds are so rare to find*🤔🤔🤔

Even bestie wan chop yuh😂😂😂

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*In which other way do you support ur man apart from wait let me put it by myself before you wound me.*
😁😁🤓

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She sent me a text saying ” babe i was joking, am not pregnant” what hurts me most is that am already in South Sudan 🇸🇸 😭😂

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Your vision is more important than television,
Because is your vision that will create provision to watch television ✅👍

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Your ulcer dey reject pepper🌶️but e no dey reject 3 plates of pepper soup🙄
Chiamaka, may God continue to increase your ulcer 🤣

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✍️Forgiveness sometimes comes a little too late, but just remember its always better late then never

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A friend who become an enemy after a little misunderstanding or fight has been your enemy since day one, but was just pretending….
😨😨😨

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Stop telling people to go and marry because you’re married. your mates are dead but nobody is forcing you to die!!
🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅

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Continue asking “who gave you my number “na Christmas 🎄 is at the Conner 😂😂😂😂😂

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So imagine say u cheat on ur man for the next man all bcox of money for sex is the same demonic as joining occult selling ur life to the devil and the occult people are living life till they die n u way u sell ur pussy for sex too suffer in future a die , who is stupid 🥱

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*if some girls can cheat on soldiers,people who carry guns and explosives,who are you with laptop and iPhone X max*🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

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*Pls I need a help I am not feeling fine and was prescribe to take suckquine, kissquine or sexquine who knows where I can get it*😭😭

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The most interesting thing about this text is that by the time you realize that nothing sensible is written in it?. It will be too late for you to stop reading it
😂😂😂😂

One Comment

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