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HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX
(Advice To Men)
Please beware of these killer commands. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!
1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don’t stop!
6. I’m your palliative, loot me! 7. Shift my womb!
8. It’s your own, scatter it!
You see eh, women’s work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress. You can’t finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it. Don’t try to be a HERO bro. 🙏🙏
In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise.
Remember, the PESTLE damages faster than the MORTAR.
In this generation 14yr old boy already had an *EX*😱🙆♂
When I was that age I was busy
finding the value of *X*!!!
Ladies, i know u been wondering the importance of dick slapping on the pussy before having sex😹😹😹it’s just to delete the previous settings and return it to default 😂👇😂
*Today is WORLD WOMANISER’S DAY*
mention any *WOMANISER* *u know and let them feel special*
*Me:I know so many of them but if I dare mention their names here, I’m dead😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃*
When someone offends you, please forgive if you can. Keeping so much hurt and hate in you can shrink your dick.
Why do you think some of us have huge dicks? We forgive and forget😁✌🏾
*Anytime a lady starts telling you, ”don’t you trust me anymore?” my brother forget, she dey cheat*
Is the volume up or down?
*Anyone dating my future wife should please take it easy on her. Even if she says, “Hit me Harder!” and “Faster!” Or “Tear it!”, Please don’t mind her!*
I’m begging you she doesn’t know what she’s saying, please!
Anytime i see “MISSIONARY” written on a Church bus, i don’t know why my mind always takes me somewhere else.
￼￼ Don’t look at me with bad eyes.😁😁
In Nigeria everything is competition. When you say you’re broke,someone will say I broke pass you.😫
*Some ladies will be like*
*”After seeing my* *nakedness, he dumped me”*
*So, his own that you saw is skeleton abi?🙄*
*Visiting a girl in a compound filled with children is very risky,*
*Now one leg of my shoes don lost 😑😑*
Please does anyone know if Olosho babes offer Black Friday Services to their customers, I’m just asking on behalf of whom it may concern ni o🙄
*You’re graduate but u don’t know the meaning of CV*
*It’s corona virus…..* *You don’t know anything 🤣😂😂*
*Handsome boys are Always quiet and Shy ..But these other baboons are always chasing trying to prove that disability is not inability🤣🤣🤣☠️*
*School na scam school na scam now transaction Don clear u no fit calculate your percentage* 🤣🤣
Who is a Woman?
A woman is a person who can apologize, cry and even faint in front of a man and still be lying.
When will women change sef 😏
No Woman is easy target.
She made it easy for you just because she likes you.
When last did you take goat meat pepper soup?
*A politician went to a village for campaign, he then ask the villagers to mention two of their main problems in the village, they informed him that one of their problem is lack of qualified medical doctors, the politician quickly brought out his cell phone and pretended to be making call. He later on told them “your problem is solved. What is the next problem? ” they said we don’t have network in the village.😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣*
I pity men who argue with women,
*_How can you be arguing with someone that water has not touched her head for months?_*🤨