Laugh out loud.
The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone opens the door.
The person: AAAAH
End of conversation.
*Some girls can be wicked ehn..*
*I told one girl that I love her and can die for her* *and she said that i* *should prove it.*
I belong to you…i am yours but people get to use me more than u do..
What m I..?..🙄
I don’t marry for beauty..👯 I marry for peace of mind, if my children decides to be ugly that’s their own problems😁🤣🤣
*A time will come when PARENTS will be more active than their kids on social media. We are those PARENTS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*
You dey owe me. I crack joke you dey laugh, what exactly is funny???
Please How much is a
Brand New Love..😀😀2021 Model… With
Extra Charger ad Screen Guard😀😀🙆
Buy an Engagement Ring💍 call your Girlfriend, kneel down😉
And Say “My Sweetheart” Do you think Amaka will like this Ring💍? 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Dose gals with triangular forehead shape ehhh dey can even swallow ur dick…. #Akua# I com in peace 😤🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
Ur gal is calling u sweetheart and u are happy, is a trap ooo ran only witch and wizard know de taste of heart🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
I never knew expired weed🚬 is so wonderful until I went to a funeral yesterday😁
Whilst crying😭😭, I shouted!! RIP bro! I wish you Long life and prosperity😯😱😂😂
*SEX is the only Sport in the World without Referees, no spectators and is never abandoned due to bad weather. Players are naked, scores are counted in terms of rounds. There are no winners or losers. Each team enjoys, celebrates, shouts and screams when they are ready to score and often go silent thereafter.*
Do You Have a Match Today?
I will not make promises during sex again right now i’m owing a girl 2 houses 3 cars 1 helicopter 😅😅😅😅😅😅
*Boy:* hi fine girl
*Boy:* my name is Solomon
This guy is really determined.
Tissue is for girls, real men uses cement bags, Calender’s and leaves. But legends and ancestors just wear their trousers and walk away without cleaning🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Would you slap your Ex for half billion?*😳
Me: wheres she? 🖐🏽🤣
*My dear sister deep down that guy want to inbox u but ur profile pic looks like “please can you do me a favour”*🙄😜
*Contact me, if you need someone to fall on your ex Cake 🎂 by mistake on their Wedding Day… at affordable prices!!*