Laugh out loud.
BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN, WHO LOOKS FUNNY WEN NAKED?
It is lovemaking and not church service!
Aunty this your ringing tone..”Jesus…eh…baby…Jesus..eh…harder….eh..baby”
Wetin concern Jesus in the matter?🤷♂️🤷♂️
*Girls are funny they can withstand the pain of piercing ears, nose and navel, etc. But when you try to insert John thomas which is not even sharp they scream, 😆😆😆*
*But why do female chicken always run before having sex??Woman and their shakara even fowl self*
🔱 *Dating two short girls at the same time is not cheating*. *look at the Mathematics*
👉: ½ + ½ = 1*
You saw someone beating your mum, rushed into the house to fetch a weapon and found someone in bed with your wife.
Which would you attend to first??🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Breakups are for small boys. Real men will just pause the relationship and resume it when the idiot is back to her senses 😂 😂
I still remember when I was in my mom’s belly.
One faithful day, I don’t know whether this woman swallow a bucket of peper.
Pepper wanted to blind me. I had to use blood to clean my eyes.
Continue surrounding your bed with teddy bear 🐼 until one will touch you one night and say..,..’anty I want to weeeweee’ 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
🔱Its Only in African Movies you will See A Blind Woman Saying “My Son Am Happy To See U”😂😂😂
*They Look Financially Stable Until You Date Them🤨💔*
*imagine ur phone fell under the bed at night,and something gave it to you back*
*Maturity is the ability to hold back ur tears wen food at a wedding doesn’t reach u*
*My neighbour has been using Free mode 4 the past 7mnths Until 2day airtel sent him a message “dear customer are u not ashamed of urself?😂😂😂*
*I need a relationship as strong as Nokia 3310…*
*I’m tired of all this Android & iPhone love…*
*Just small fall…screen don break.*
Only in Nigerian advert, you will pour your mother’s pot of soup on your white clothes and your Mum will smile because of OMO detergent ….
Real life… You will die.
*Pls🙏 I need ur help, I’m participating in a Bible quiz*
The fish dah swallowed uncle Jonah🤔
Is it *TITUS OR KOTE*😂😂😂😂
Virgins in the house lend me your ears. The longer you keep your virginity,the more prone to ritualists attacks you are.
So please,as a safety measure,give your virginity out kia,kia.
Should i raise the volume?🤡🤡🤡