Laugh out loud.
If you have a friend who doesn’t talk dirty. Always claiming innocent Please fear them. I repeat fear them. very soon breeze go blow chicken yansh go open 😂😂.
*People will track your background down to your ancestors when you are successful but when you are suffering, nobody cares*🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
*I am planning to buy a car worth 6.5million by next year. So please kindly inbox me if you know where I can get the money. I will be very grateful to you. 💰*
To be a champion you must believe you are the best. If you’re not, pretend you are.
*My friend, you’re not going to be broke forever. whatever you are going through, just remember that……*
*One day you will die and rest.*
Some girls will not make heaven, *which one is am a little bit married?*🤣
*Before you hate me,ask yourself if you are important to me, so that you won’t waste your hatred for nothing* 😂😂😂😂
As you dey buy clothes👗 for your girl, dey try buy something for your mama too, because *“God bless you my son”* better pass *Awwwwww Awwwwww baby.*
I come in peace🚶🏻♀️☮️
Bro, as long as u keep saying “Wen can I see u” instead of “Let’s go out 4 lunch”
she wl 4eva say
“I wl let u know wen i’m free”😂
I still don’t understand why people with mouth odour always wanna tell a secret
*They Rush You Go Hospital You Dey Find Bed Wey Dey Near Wall Socket. You Are Really Sick😂😂😂😂*
The love I have for my crush…
I even wash my hands 👐 before liking 👍 her posts…
Dear future Wife,
when I get my PhD by God’s grace, you cannot continue calling me “Boo”,
It must be ‘Dr. BOO” 😒😒😒
Dear Bae, if you want to cheat on
please, do it with someone I can beat 😢
Don’t hurt me twice….!!!😭😭😭