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Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

Laugh out loud.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

1. In Africa once ur phone rings in the church, everybody will start looking at u as if satan is the one calling. 😂😏😂😏

2. My little nephew just arrived Nigeria from England. He was playing his video game about 9pm when Nepa took the light. The boy just shouted “mum help, am blind, am blind”😂. In my mind i said, see u, u never see anything yet, by the time we on gen u’ll be deaf.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. I told u someone is related to me and u are asking me if it is by blood😒….. Nooo it’s by
juice.😄😄😄

4. Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling sleepy in church and pastor said bow down
ur head lets pray….. Ur own na to keep sleeping till church dismiss.😄😄😄😄

5. Since my neighbour saw me pressing my laptop everynight, she stopped spreading her pants outside. Mtcheeew… Me
that is doing my graphics work.🙄🙄🙄

6. Igbo mothers be like
chinwe chinwe ooo…..!!
Lower that music i want to taste this soup.🤣🤣🤣😂😂

7. My wedding day wil be a Unique one, There wil be break time . Everybody on seat will go
home and eat Then come back & spray us money😉😉😁😁

8. I heard my neighbours child today singing….. Palent listen to ya shoedlen, we are the lizards of tomollow, cum and pray our school figs, and give us the sun edumention……. Chaii!!!….. I just fainted.😂😂😂🤣🤣

9. DAD: When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?
SON: I start cleaning the toilet.
DAD: How does that satisfy you ?
SON: I clean it with your toothbrush.🙆😂😂😂

10. If you break up with someone please breakup
completely! Getting back together makes us who
spread rumors look like liars😏😏🙄🙄

11. That awkward moment you seated in church beside your crush and your kid brother came running with #10 note towards you and says: Brother, Mummy said I should give you for OFFERING.😭😭🤣🤣🤣

12. I will never start a fight when there is nobody to
separate us again they almost deal with me
today😪😪😪

13. Immediately u start savings small money.
BOOM!!!!!.
You will get a call from the village that ur grandmother has swallowed cutlass…😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Which number got you laughing…..

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