Press "Enter" to skip to content

Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

laugh out loud….

Bauchi state just discovered that their palliatives is in Army barrack…
so they decided to leave it in God’s hand.🤷‍♂️
Aye le oh🥺

Next……

*No matter how long your phone screen📱 is , you still have to scroll down ⬇️before you see Manchester United league position*
😁😁😄😄😅
😆😆😆😆

Next…..

*Mother in-law and* *daughter in-law Don jam for babalawo shrine* 🙆🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😂

*Party scatter*🏹🏹🏹
*Party scatter* 🤪🤪🤪*

Next…..

Even in heaven Aba boys will still look for what to do 🤣 like selling trumpet spare parts and fairly used gowns for the righteous 😂😂
🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

Next…..

Let the boyfriend of the celebrant come out…
Na so 7 guys come out
Chioma why 🙄🤦🤦

Next…..

When white people reach the tenth floor, they be like “what a nice view”
Africans be like….
“Imagine falling from here”😂

Next…..

Listen😕😕
.
If you like crush on all the
TeLemundo and Zeeworld actors, you will still marry Chinedu🙄🙄

Next…..

Listen🙄🤨😲😂
.
If ur birthday is 9 months from ur dads birthday…
Just know ur mum used u as a birthday gift 😂😂😛🏃🏽‍♂️

Next…..

Chaii🤣😂
.
The guy who invented Matchsticks has no idea that Africans use them as toothpicks and ear 👂 buds… 😂😂😂

Next…..

HABA😕🙄
.
She saved my number as “Hmm” on her phone and she said it means “He’s My Man” 😕📱👱🏼‍♀️, then I saved hers too with “Mtcheww” and she asked me what it means and I said it means “Mehn this chick has everything we wanted “🤷🏽‍♂️📱👱🏼‍♀️🚶🏽‍♂️

Next……

Life no fear o😓😣
I commented on my gf’s pic & she replied “Thank Bruh”😭😓
Somebody pls hold me.. I want 2tear my clothes😭😠😩

Next……

When someone dies
AMERICANS: May his soul rest in peace😭😭😓
AFRICANS: Na only God Know wetin kill am🤔🤔🤔

Next……

ABEG😒
Plz let avoid morni early weed o🙄
Yestde my neighbor dropped his children in his office & drove himself to school🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

Next……

ABEG🙄😕
.
Which state in Nigeria can I get a girlfriend that can Tattoo my name on her forehead?? 💕😃🚶🏽‍♂️

Next……

Oga o🙄
.
Somewhere in Africa, 7 girls are waiting for the same guy to come home from Abroad this December🤣🚶🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

Next…..

Haba..
Ask a girl 2call 10 friends for financial favor..8 of dem will be men. Wat exactly do women do for each other?🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

Next…..

NAWA o😓😣
.
See me o!! See wahala Oh FIRST BANK ATM debited one baba that was standing just in front of me 20k twice without dispensing cash.. Baba got angry, grabbed me and shouted! “U’re not going anywhere oh, bcoz U’re the only witness I have. PLEASE WHAT SHOULD I DO, AM STILL BEGGING BABA TO LEAVE ME🙄😒

Be First to Comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *