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Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

Laugh out loud.

My weed is missing and i saw my grandma 👵 trying to load airtime inside calculator 😭😭😭
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When you see a lady doing like this “✌” when taking pictures, it means she has two boyfriends
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Believe it or leave it!! A woman with less friends, makes a good wife!!!😎

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The problem with this Country is that those who have power have no sense and those who have sense have no Power 😂😂😂😂

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*I don’t know what this world is turning into. Just 5 days ago, I laid hands on you, today, you are no more, what a wicked world. Rest in peace my October salary😭*

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If your own dog starts barking at you, know that someone else is feeding it better!😂😂 Have you understand or should i go deeper?😂😂
👉😂👈😂😂🏌🏿‍♂️🔥👈

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*Are you still angry with me?*

*_That’s how 95% of African ladies apologize_*

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Let us pray….🙏
Any lady that is busy deceiving one innocent brother to use as Xmas budget let the relationship scatter..😀😀

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*Postinor2, salt and water, lime,Ampiclox,salt and 7up, Andrew liver salt pls which one reduces ladies weight pass?*🤷🏻‍♂️

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*Being cheated on is not a problem.the problem starts wen you start imagining them having sex*😂😂

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Landlord’s wife has fainted 7times today, on hearing that a bachelor tenant is HIV positive🔥🔥…. I beg waiting concern Landlady for this matter😤😤😤

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I parked my car in front of my office and breeze  pushed it to front of a hotel now my girlfriend doesn’t want to believe me.🙄
This gender sha☻

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My genotype is AA which means i can marry AS,PP,SS,NTA,NYSC,NNPC,PDP,GOTV,DSTV,Plz which other one you know🙄🙄😂🚶🚶

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*Some relationships are just like America Embassy, you are not allowed to take photos 😂😂*

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*Shame on you all dat were born naked* 😝😝😝

*I was born with Gucci pants 😋* 🤗

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I Miss The People I Was Born With At The Hospital,We Really Cried That Day.
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*Somebody will leave village to Lagos and in 6months he is rich.*
*Nigerian movies are the reason Lagos is over-populated.😏😏😏*

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Seriously girls should stop Ghia makeup of a thing, I just kissed my sister forehead and it tested like tiger battery🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️

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If you know you threw your tooth on top of the roof for a new teeth to grow.
Gather here let’s laugh at ourselves.🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

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If you washed your uniform by 6:30am squezzed it with towel and wore it to school by 7:30am follow me we have meeting🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🤭🤭

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