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Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

laugh out loud….

When i get married this are my rules to my wife if i catch u cheating u ‘re going
And if u catch me cheating u ‘re going Thank you
😂😂😂

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*I Have Never Heard About Any Woman That Wrote A Will For Her Husband And Kids. Or Is It Men’s Duty To Die First?*🤔🤔

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*Why is so much value placed on female virginity than male virginity? Are males not also supposed to keep themselves virgins till marriage?*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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*Have you ever been fighting and praying for God to bring someone to separate the fight, and one Idiot just shout allow them to fight ooo*
😜😜😜

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You know your bae’s ugly when you introduce her to your friends and they say “Bro, as long as you’re happy, we’re behind you” 😂🏃

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*A woman is not stupid if she doesn’t ask you for money*
*She wants to see your level of selfishness😲*
_Ladies Should I go deeper?_

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Abeg, Retouching of Hair, is it up to 25k?😲 I want to check something,*

*Before dis Girl dry my Pocket 😭😭*

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*A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles*

Why? 🤔🤣

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My dad cracked a joke, we laughed and I mistakenly said *“U NO WELL”*. To cut the story short, how much is one room in your area?

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*Calm down,*
*Girl wey fine pass you dey act blue film.*
*Which wan be wat am I coming to do in your house..*😏😏😏

When would ladies stop pretending sef🤦🏾‍♂️

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A Real Woman Cleans Her Cooking Pot Immediately After Using It. Do u Understand or I Should Go Deeper? 🤣🤣

*Am back again. Hope am welcomed?*

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For those of you struggling with English… Here is help👇
Don’t = do not
Won’t = wo not🤷
Is we clear or I should come again🙄🤣🤣🤣

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*If a kiss from u will save my life*
*Will u kiss me?*
*Or na so I go just die🥺*

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