Laugh out loud.
No Man Can Stand A Disrespectful Woman No Matter How Beautiful She Is Your Beauty Is Waste When Your Character Is Ugly.
*You don’t want your wealthy husband to marry second wife but your mother is the 3rd wife. If your dad didn’t marry another wife, them go born you? 😂 🏃*
I cant pretend anymore
Pls guys wat is de full meaning of POS🙄🙄🙄
Has it entered….Yes
Are you feeling it….Yes
Does it hurt…..Yes
Should I remove it…..No
Do you like it…..Yes
Infact shoe sellers too can ask some questions oooo
Who else used to pretend to be thinking hard when the teacher’ was looking at him during lessons😅😅😅
*Marrying a rich woman is sweet, you guys will just be living in peace and HERmoney.😲😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*
*As a lady you visited a Guy and after sex he gives you 30k*
*Or he gives you 2k without sex*
*Which one do you prefer😏😏😏*
*No lie ooh*
Chemist owner: Oga wetin you wan buy
Me: Don’t worry answer other customers first, I can wait.
Who fit talk wetin oga wan buy?🚶🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️
Your Boyfriend👫 beats you✊on a Daily basis, you still put his picture on your WhatsApp Status with the caption “you bring Out the Best in me” …😅
My sister, God is ashamed of you ✌🏼
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.✌
My friend when your crush finally texts you and says”hi how are you”
Do not waste time just reply”I’m single and you”
True love is when a boy twerk for a girl😂😂
If your boyfriend is not treating you well, say Hi… We need to replace him now 😌😌
*Imagine waiting for your HIV test report and you hear one of the nurses say, “Oh that fine guy…”*🥺🥺🥺🥺
*I understand how it feels when you’re being cheated but do you know how it feels when you keep a condom in your wallet until it expires🤦♂️🙆♂*
A Girl’s Argument
What’s the difference between a knife and a girl’s argument?
A knife has a point. 😅😅
Before I say anything allow me to mention three things. Things, things, things. Thank you guys for your attention.😹😹😹😂