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Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

Laugh out loud.

*If u were to slap me according to ur b3 percent, how many slap will I recieve from u?*
*But remember its Me ooo🙄* 🙄🙄😀

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*Have you ever dated Mr bring back all the things I bought for you*🤣

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*Some people has already had sex this new month* 🙄🙄🙄
*Impatient Nigerian* 🙄🤣🤣🚶🚶🚶

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*The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoid “sorry I didn’t know you were inside”after they’ve see everything* 😂 😂 😂

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*A lady was arguing with her boyfriend in public and the next thing I hear was ” Even WhatsApp status video lasts longer than you” 😂😂* 😂

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*right now the way the country hot if someone gives you direction sef he won make you settle am* 🤣🤣

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*How do you break up with a guy who has given you his iPhone 11 Pro Max peacefully ???*

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I didn’t cheat.. It’s either I forgot am dating u or my heart was hacked😁😁

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Send me your account number is the only instruction women obey without an argument🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I’m at my neighbor’s house and we are about to eat but I can see only 4plates here and we are 5..

I wonder who’s not hungry

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Me:. You only care about football..

Him: Not true…I care about you

Me: When did we first meet

Him: 25th January 2015
*Real Madrid and Barcelona were playing that day*..🤦🏽‍♀️

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My sister,u can block him, unfriend him, black list his number but the truth remains,u can never unfuck the fucks he fucked u..
🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️

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Every time I’m alone in a Keke, Taxi, and the driver can’t find other passengers… I start to feel the driver thinks am bad luck 😢

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Me: Can I play game on ur phone….

Boo: Enjoy

*Few minutes later*

Me: who’s Cynthia?

Boo:. Which level is that🙁🤔🤔

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Titus sardines started with 4 fishes. …
It reduced to 3..
Now it’s 2..
😁🤣🤣

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Legend haven’t opened books ever since school were closed

Utra legends don’t even remember they are students😂😂😂

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I pity people who crush on me because of my picture😩
It’s like you’ve not ordered something from Jumia before😒

More jokes 🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️😂

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