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Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

Laugh out loud.

*Just because she said she can’t date you doesn’t mean the conversation should be over.*

*Abegg Eh wettin we want dey Talk again*

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*Everything is not village people o!!!*
*How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?…🤣🤣🤣*

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*That Moment U Decide To Start Saving Money At All Cost, Nxt Mins U See Urself Buying Suya And Sayin “Person No Go Enjoy Again..*

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Tell Me Exactly What’s Stopping You From Dating Me.
I Offend You Ni??😏

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*Still wondering of all the cute girls in this country, so na only Four person I go marry. Chai 😒🙆*

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*Dating a lady who cannot help you financially when you’re broke is a total waste of time.🤭🤭🤭🤭…guyz is the volume ok*

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Nothing more stressful than dating a girl who has no phone, you do 350 rotations around their house, in vain.😂😂

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*To protect your marriage this days , it’s either you bath with your wife or with your phone.*
*I have said my own o🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️*

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*Your boss gave you a car 🚗 as a birthday gift….on getting home, your partner insist you return the car😔😔😔😔what will you do? Pls let’s say something about this*

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*Sometimes all you need is serious broken heart to get sense small.*

Sense no dey school inside alone.
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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*Laugh small my people!!*
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A graduate in Biology was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been a tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roared like a gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla and started shouting like a human, “Help! Help!” The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, Amadi , it’s me Mike, your course mate.” My brother, No job for this country oo. Infact dat crocodile wey dey 4 dat water no b crocodile, Na Sule b dat 😂😂😂

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*Never lie about what you do for a living because opportunities will pass you trying to look important for nothing.*😊
Be real

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“Go and get a job,” sounds like an insult to an average Nigerian girl and yet they all want to marry a wealthy man😂

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Your Husband does not like makeups, wigs and eyelashes but you insist on using them. Who do you want to impress?🤔😏😂🤣😂

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*While at campus you dated somebody’s husband. Now your husband is dating campus girls. That’s Newton’s third law “for every action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction”*

*I do agree with the law. So keep quiet and suffer.*
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*Nothing hurts more than when they are separating your fight and your opponent gives you last slap on target*
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
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