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Jokes of the day (laugh out your sorrows).

Laugh out loud.

*Beautiful girls don’t post pictures too much… It’s those semi-fine ones…*🤣🤣🤣

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*Who else noticed that Bread is the only food mad people eat in Nigerian movies.*

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*I Wonder who told Nigerians that Saturdays are For washing Of clothes.*

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*[Dear Ladies💕]*
*What’s The First Thing You Look👀 At When A GUY Approaches😍You..*⁉ 💁

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*Facebook keeps notifying me about people’s birthday like I bake cake or what.😏*

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*I can’t date a girl that snaps 99% of her picture at people’s gate.😒*

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*WhatsApp is like the fridge.*
*There’s nothing but we just keep checking* 🤦🤸

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Gone are the days when women wept when their husbands rejected their food
Nowadays they will just add more meat and start eating​😳😳😳😂😂😂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂

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Some girls will plait their hair and their forehead will be shining as if their brain is using solar energy.
Lemme mind my business sef.
🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

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Am working very hard so that my children will not be typing “Amen” anyhowly on Facebook and Whatsapp🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I have been scrolling down but it seems like I’m the only American 🇱🇷 here. Please if any raise up your hand let’s know ourselves🤭🤭🤭🤭

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*Respect the person who loves you because life won’t give you a good person twice.*😊

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*There is no one as patient & careful as someone who wants to light a matches dat remains only one matchstick and it’s night*🤣🤣🤣

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The secret formula for a long distance relationship… “Love One Another” and if it doesn’t work, shift the last word to the middle…😂😂😂

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Being ‘friends with benefit’ is better than being fooled in the name of Love.✌🏽

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If you have a man and my posts make you smile and laugh more than he does. You’re my woman now and I don’t want you talking to him anymore.

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A man with money will change a broke woman’s life.
A woman with money won’t even look at broke men. My brother hustle.
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*He has not paid your bride price and you are busy posting his picture on social media every minutes, my sister calm down, I say be calming down, you are just a shareholder.*

The owner will be announced after the show.
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*🤔🤔 I don’t care if you don’t like my jokes 🤔 i used to write creative composition and essay but i never submitted for marking😂😂🙌🙌🙌*

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*I visited my friend. His wife served food with plenty meat.*
*After eating I asked why they gave me plenty meats and yet the kids didn’t have a single meat in their plate.*
*He said “What should I do,When they said they won’t eat rat”*🤣🤣🤣

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