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Different countries ways of dating….Nigerians killed it!!

Italian relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French relationship:
1st day= Movies & kiss
2nd day= Sex.
3rd day= Sex again.

British relationship:
1st day= Hangout & kiss
2nd day= kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hugging & Smooching.
4th day= Sex & More sex

American relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= kiss
5th day= long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends
8th day: Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day= Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= Kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled.
16th day= Didn’t talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn’t pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: “What is it?”
The man apologized and the woman replied: “Leave me alone, am not that type of girl”
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long Hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad.
Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman says until he buys her the new phone.
27th day=Tried to have sex but the woman asked “Where is the phone?” U aren’t serious, call me when you are serious.
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂abeg I dey go Italy o